Every Guy's Question

Am I not the greatest at titling this pieces? -crickets sounds- Anyway, don't you fellows ever wonder what makes a girl's heart flutter? I do too, so I wrote this poem.

Every Guy's Question

So this one is for the ladies

Tell me a little about yourselves

You, the females of our species

Which some of us would beg to differ

Tell me about what you desire

What lights your fire?

I know different girls like different things

Some girls like guys that buy them diamond rings

Other girls prefer short one night flings

There’s probably a guy for every girl

So some give them all a whirl

But I want to know more about you

What puts stars in your eyes?

Cmon, just a little hint for us harder headed guys

Is it someone with great hair?

Someone suave and debonair with a side of flair?

Or maybe you want a boy who’s meek

So cute he makes your knees weak

Lost like a little sheep that you would like to keep

Or do you want someone who dominates you

Do you want to be ruled, with his every command your every wish?

Are men just like fish to you?

Are you still trying to hook’em in?

Still looking for the catch of the day

Or just anyone, anyway

Maybe you want a gentleman, someone of some class

Or even a guy willing to do anything for his lass

Are you intimate with intellectuals and their sweater vests

Or do you prefer a man whose wallet is half the size of your breasts?

Does he have to be a romantic?

To be able to adapt to your every antic

And meet you with a smile and a guitar on his hip, rose in his lip

Tell me, do you want him to climb up to your balcony

Or do you want him to commit some felony

Something to prove his love for you is greater than his lust

But what am I saying?

You perhaps, brush them off like dust

Or perhaps you’re sucking them in

Y’know, when you're vacuuming and not in the kitchen

And while I’m just one man asking, please look around and see a million more

Us guys are waiting to see if love is what you’re looking for